NOTE: SATIRE AHEAD! The head-spinning proliferation of social media outlets makes some of us want to retreat into a cave with no devices or internet at all. Well, ok, that's probably not ever going to happen. But most of us acknowledge that social media can be a time-suck. So we pick and choose . . .
I sit at my desk and watch the process of life unfold on my Facebook feed. Friends get engaged and married. Babies are born and babies die. People get sick. Babies get sick, too. Cancer is diagnosed. Or flu. Knees act up. Or hips. Cute dog pictures go by. Or kittens. Couples announce they're . . .